Smile Removal

Brett and I had a long talk tonight about his upcoming trip to Australia. Apparently there was a bit of a miscommunication about my availability this summer. Now, with the knowledge that I might be able to join him, Brett thinks he needs the services of someone who specializes in smile removal. I think smiles are appropriate and will prevent him from paying anyone to take away that facial expression I love so much. So, watch out Australia, this is one Texan who's ready to see what you're all about!